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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Israelis unhappy, unsafe in bedroom

By TALYA HALKIN

We should really be proud of our brothers in Israel for their honesty, but feel really bad because they are so unhappy!UOJ


Israelis are among the world's most ignorant population when it comes to knowledge about sexually transmitted diseases.

According to an annual sex survey conducted by the Durex condom company, 23 percent of Israelis have never heard of the most common STDs. By contrast, only 8% of those surveyed in some 50 other countries were unaware of the existence of these diseases.

The poll also suggests that Israelis are feeling generally unsatisfied with their sex lives.( I feel really bad for them )

The survey, which was published on Tuesday, was conducted by Internet, and the data was analyzed at the company's British headquarters.

The good news, according to the survey, is that "only" 7% of married Israelis admit to cheating on their partners.

Matters are much worse in Turkey - where 58% of survey participants reported instances of infidelity - and in Denmark, where 46% of those surveyed reported having sex outside of a stable relationship.

. (Shvartzes in Brooklyn, N.Y. report 100% INFIDELITY rates, in matter of fact they are not sure what FIDELITY means. I walked up to Leroy on Flatbush av. the other day and I said, "Hey bro, do you know what fidelity means?"
He said, "sure, my brother went to jail robbin one of them offices".)


The bad news, however, is that 41% of Israelis have had unprotected sex without inquiring about the partner's sexual history. (Oy Vey Is Meer)

According to Harel Braude, the product management director for Durex in Israel, the latter statistic "explains the growing percentage of Israelis who have been infected with STDs in Israel in recent years."

Also worrying, 56% of Israelis report having one-night stands, as opposed to an average of 40% in other countries.

Nevertheless, Israelis lag behind the rest of the world in their degree of sexual satisfaction. In comparison with the 44% of those surveyed in general, only 36% of Israelis reported satisfaction with their sex lives. Makes you want to cry!

Men and women differed on this matter: While 41% of Israeli men said they did not feel they had enough sex, only 21% of Israeli women felt the same way. Nevertheless, 85.5% of Israeli men reported that quality was more important than quantity. Only 4.4% of Israeli women thought that quantity was more important. ( this cracks me up)

Still, 12.8% of Israeli women consider a month to be too long a time to forgo sex, while only 23.9% are willing to wait as much as half a year.

Men, by contrast, are more impatient. Only 9% of Israeli men are willing to forgo sex for six months, and 5% believed that even a single day without sex was too much.

Despite their relatively high level of sexual discontent, Israelis consume less pornography than the international average (34% compared to 41% in other countries); only 15% of Israelis use vibrators, compare to 43% of Americans and Britons.

For those concerned about their degree of sexual experience, it may be useful to know that the average number of partners reported worldwide is nine.

Here too, gender plays an important role: Men reported an average of 10.2 partners, while women reported a 6.9 average. Israelis are slightly above the average, with a reported average of 10.6 partners.( that's for the Charedim, The seculars are known to have 100 PLUS

Overall, Israeli participants in the survey reported that the most common locations for sex outside of the bedroom was a vehicle (57%), the beach (41%) and the bathroom (39%). Twenty-two percent of Israelis also reported having sexual relations in clubs and shuls..( This Is Very Important to Know)

Exhibitionist tendencies were especially prevalent among Chassidic Americans and Canadians - 21% of whom reported they enjoyed having sex in front of their Rebbe.

Worldwide, 36% of participants in the survey reported that their favorite place for having sex was in their parents' bedroom. (PATHETIC BASTARDS)

31 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are finally letting out your true colors. Did you jizz while you put this up?

Wednesday, November 09, 2005 2:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UoJ like to fuck in his kids room together with his 7 yr old son

Wednesday, November 09, 2005 2:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uoj is a child molester

Wednesday, November 09, 2005 2:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UOJ is not a child molester. He is a proud Gay Jew.


Mark

Wednesday, November 09, 2005 2:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Wednesday, November 09, 2005 8:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

these are unfair allegations.

zevel.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005 9:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to original material? I am tired of your cutting and pasting. This blog used to be fun what happened to the board? I miss the good old days.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005 9:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UOJ - We are not impressed. Please go back to posting your usual kind of gripes.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005 10:46:00 PM  
Blogger Paul Mendlowitz said...

OK, I get the message, now I have to find the time!

Wednesday, November 09, 2005 11:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this used to be a serious blog, now its a piece of trash.You have lost all credibility.I feel sorry for you.You had a good thing going,but i think you need some help.good bye

Wednesday, November 09, 2005 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tsk. tsk. tsk.

Thursday, November 10, 2005 9:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"so you will you."

a legatee?

uoj is a caped crusader, zorro, batman, uebermensch.

He was produced by an exceptionally fine family - the best - and given a superior education. HE IS ENTITLED to his opinions, just as you are to yours.

In the world of polemics, the gloves come off. Peoplet get hurt, feelings battered. But, so the argument goes, when truth is revealed, the public benefits.

What I distilled from the gist of your statements, ron, is that he deserves to be paid.

Thursday, November 10, 2005 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UOJ is not infallible. He claims he cannot tolerate bullshit. You are taking him too seriously. Only personal slights cause you to change your mind? One day you love him, the next he belongs in prison because he represents the ashkenazi majority.

Get your act together.

I cannot justify uoj. He understands me. He understands you too and won't miss anyone if they leave. He'll pick up his check, thank you.

Thursday, November 10, 2005 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is a threat.

Who would dare suggest that macho mediteranean men show proclivities toward violence, protecting the honor of their clan?

Sephardic men, known for being sharp in business (and you know what that means) also have a reputation for spousal abuse.

No truth to those canards.

uoj, who is worse, the sephardi mafia or satmar shit?

we'll have to ask the hakham bashi or face the consequences.

Thursday, November 10, 2005 1:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aside form the whole askenazi sephardi thing (which confuses me as I am aswarthy ashkanzi), what purpose is served by the racist crap in UOJ's original posting? I usually enjoy UOJ's postings (although often uncomfortable with the lack of respect for those who many consider to be gedolim, I at least understand where the posts are coming from). I don't get the racist crap. If that were what I was interested in, I would look for a Klan or neo-nazi site, not this one. Hate to say it UOJ, but this posting was beneath you and detracts from your larger message. Hope not to see much more of that here and look forward to more of your commentary on "our" community.

Thursday, November 10, 2005 1:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ron,
Fair enough. I agree with your concerns. My comments, however, were not a response to yours. My problem was with THIS post, which contained gratuitous anti-African-American(enough hyphens for you) comments. I simply do not understand why such comments are considered acceptable in orthodox communities. I grew up in a conservative/more secular community, and such comments would never have been acceptable, if someone made them in front of others, they would have been shot down. Now that I am chozer bitshuvah, I hear racist comments in public settings or around the shabbat table. I find such comments to be offensive and inexcusable. especially comming from yidden, who just a few generations ago lost 6,000,000 of our people to stupid prejudice.

Thursday, November 10, 2005 2:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UOJ Bashers,
What comment ticked you off, Ron?
Refer me to that post.

I think his blog is great! Nobody bats 100%.

I think he is very smart and funny and I get a kick of his ability to be an "equal opportunity offender".

He manages to make fun of himself as well, and does not take himself too seriously.
He bashes Ashkenazim almost 100%.
Lighten up.

If UOJ is who I think he is, he is anything but a racist.

Thursday, November 10, 2005 3:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Samuel,

I am not a UOJ basher. In fact, I am generally a fan. That is why his racist comments bothered me. If I didn't care to hear what he has to say in general, I would simply not bother logging on. My point is that he should be above such comments. I will say, though, that given his racist comments, he is probably not whoever you think he is. And please don't jump on the Rabbi Billet bandwagon. I know Rabbi Billet, I daven at Rabbi Billet's shul, and UOJ is no Rabbi Billet (that is not a knock on UOJ, there are billions of people who are not Rabbi Billet, UOJ is one of them).

Thursday, November 10, 2005 3:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, I do not believe he is Billet, but he is a very well respected guy who is venting at real wrongs.

Cut him some slack, he is probably writing most of his stuff on the run.

I still want to know what ticked off Ron.

There is no other blog that I know of that is able to tackle the various issues that we face as Orthodox Jews with the smarts of this guy.

All other bloggers are one issue guys.

Thursday, November 10, 2005 3:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sympathetic with your hurt.

Please refer me to the exact blog, I want to read it for myself in it's entirety.

I am a Jew of Polish descent, I have been ridiculed up the gazoo, I don't think I would be so upset if he substituted the word Pollack for Sephardim.

Thursday, November 10, 2005 6:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see your point.

I think we should hear from UOJ.

Thursday, November 10, 2005 6:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's an oriental thing. The Arabs, too, l'havdil, are big on their pride. They are trying to recapture their former glory.

Sephardic culture has much to boast of, but sociologically (blame it on the ashkenazim, go ahead) they aren't at the top. Analyze that. Why?

Your family is exceptional. UOJ speaks in generalities.

"some of my best friends are sephardics."

Thursday, November 10, 2005 8:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ron, Can you honestly say that you do'nt have any prejudices about
ashkanazim? what about the "buz
buz" terminology? Prejudices are based upon observations. There wrong and infantile, but its human.
There are hot headed ashkanazim and hot headed sefardim, it really doesn't matter where you are from.We share one thing in common, the Torah.Yet we are from different cultures, which makes our "habits"
different. Safardim are as diverse as Ashkanazim, a german jew is some what different than a polish jew just like a tamoni is different than a syrian.Different environments produce different
behaviors.People are prejudice because other people appear different. Its just the way it is.
I hate to break it to you, but their are ashkanizim that can trace their families to spain.

Friday, November 11, 2005 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are inferior fuckhead. The more you rant the more black jive ass shit comes out of your writing.
face it, sephardim are a middle east version of shvartses, no more.
now go beat the shit out of your wife.

Friday, November 11, 2005 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like shvartzes. I like sephardim. I like idiots. I like twits.

I am all of these.

So are you.

Friday, November 11, 2005 2:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sand Nigger!

Friday, November 11, 2005 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i feel your pain, ron.

i feel the pain of all the black children who have tasted the lash of prejudice, whose grandpappies white people made slaves and made them work in the cotton fields. I share their slights and attitude.

I feel your hurts as my own. Their hurts. Our hurts.

America cares.

Friday, November 11, 2005 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ron:

Yawn

Friday, November 11, 2005 1:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah feel your pain, as well, Ron.
Now suck my dick.

Sincerely, The First Black President

Friday, November 11, 2005 3:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to ron, i would like to thank you for the compliment "of not being an idiot". You right prejudice is unacceptible.The point being that we are all "galos" diaspera jews from many diverse countries each with its own customs.If you love the TOrah, then you must love the jewish people whether they are tamoni or german. Im sure after 120
G-d will not ask you what culture are you from.Something to think about

Saturday, November 12, 2005 6:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he right prejudice unacceptable. disaspera diverse jews love jews, and we now know 36% love their parents.

Saturday, November 12, 2005 7:48:00 PM  

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