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Wednesday, August 17, 2005

The Insane Boro Park Jew And Their Double Life

PLEASE POST YOUR COMMENTS ON THIS BLOG,DUE TO THE HUGE NUMBER OF COMMENTS, THE COMMENT SECTION BELOW GOT SCRAMBLED.
WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL BLOG COMING THIS MOTZEI SHABBOS BY OUR ESTEEMED BOARD MEMBER, BLOG NAME "GROSS".
I PROMISE YOU A GREAT READ!

29 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

UO;

Can you add a "Search function" to this Blog? Would make life alot easier.

Thursday, August 18, 2005 6:02:00 AM  
Blogger Der Shygetz said...

I address some of these issues in my blog by parodying the worst offenders and their offenses - from the fraudsters to the chunyakim, all turn people off from Yiddishkeit. Check out my blog http://creedmoorer.blogspot.com

My feeling is that it is best to ridicule those who deserve it, laugh at them, and then move on and work on ourselves.

Thursday, August 18, 2005 10:46:00 AM  
Blogger Paul Mendlowitz said...

Am Echad,
Who is Kranz, and where does he hang out?

Thursday, August 18, 2005 8:46:00 PM  
Blogger Paul Mendlowitz said...

Jake,

I run into idiots like you all the time.
You know diddly squat about anything in life,you have no street smarts or even just plain smarts, but you do have a free blog!
I have all the proof I need to know every single word is sadly true.You have proof that I blogged on Tisha B'Av.Oh ok I guess you win, loser!
What planet are you from?
Maybe the stupid gene just runs in your family.
With the brain you have, I would hide in Woodbourne and shut my mouth,Putz!

Thursday, August 18, 2005 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, UO;

Jakes got a point. Where's your proof? Your McCarthy like smear tactics and ad hominem personal attacks don't cut it.
Got proof? Put your tuches on the table.

Thursday, August 18, 2005 11:47:00 PM  
Blogger Paul Mendlowitz said...

My tuchis is on the table, now what?

Thursday, August 18, 2005 11:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That TOT is a very good start. Now let's see if you can advance to the next phase...Once again, where's you proof pal? You gonna play word games, dodge and feint from giving direct answers, hide behind personal verbal attacks?

Friday, August 19, 2005 12:00:00 AM  
Blogger Paul Mendlowitz said...

Ami,
These yutz's just don't get it!
Thanks for giving me a hand,more than one putz to handle after mishmar, is too much.
They haven't learned a simple posuk Chumash,"UBERTA HARA MAKIRBECHA!!!

Friday, August 19, 2005 12:02:00 AM  
Blogger Paul Mendlowitz said...

Anonymous Tuchis,
What part exactly do you want to see proof of?

Friday, August 19, 2005 12:04:00 AM  
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Friday, August 19, 2005 12:10:00 AM  
Blogger Paul Mendlowitz said...

Absolutely!
E-mail me or just post it here, or wait until next week when you are the guest blogger.
I took a peek at Gross's blog,you will be proud of our board member.

Friday, August 19, 2005 12:13:00 AM  
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Friday, August 19, 2005 12:13:00 AM  
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Friday, August 19, 2005 12:17:00 AM  
Blogger Paul Mendlowitz said...

I am deleting all spam only,no other comments will be deleted!

Friday, August 19, 2005 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous Tuchis"... "Just don't get it", indeed! How eloquent! Keep your clear cogent insights coming,UO. This is the sharfkeit, clear thinking, and debating skills you developed all your years of horavinya in learning, amkus, and obtaining semicha!?? And your college education noch der tzu? Do you have a graduate degree? Vey, Vey! Perhaps you are right...if you are the exemplar of our yeshiva system and American Higher Education as you proclaim in your "About Me" section above, we are indeed in worse trouble than I ever could have imagined.

Same old, same old from you. You make allegations, smear people left and right and when you are asked to substantiate, you answer with a question and/or personal attacks? This is the output of a sharfer kop?!
Zeir Shvach.

You are an unmitigated loser, my dear poopy, and have attracted a bunch of losers as sycophants.

Friday, August 19, 2005 6:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

amechad;

You made my point, loser.

Friday, August 19, 2005 10:15:00 AM  
Blogger Paul Mendlowitz said...

Jake and Anonymous,

You really crack me up.

You remind me of a rebbe I had in yeshiva.

I knew he was an am haaretz, so I kept asking him kashes that I gleaned from Rishonim and Achronim.

He kept calling them klutz kashes,
so I kept embarrasing him by showing him which KLUTZ asked the kasha, like the Maharsha....

BTW, I received Yoreh Yoreh, Yadin Yadin,and graduated from NYU right after my ninteenth birthday, and was valedictorian with my yarmulke.

When the rebbe kept embarrasing me because he hated me,(I was a wise guy & a wild kid, but a good kid) I swore to myself that getting even with him and the yeshiva by becoming a gvir in my own right, would kill them.

When I became a mega millionaire by twenty six,they came to ask for mechila.

This is payback time to all the turds that hurt all the good kids.

I know what is EXACTLY GOING ON, because I have money. OK?
I am not bragging, since noone knows who I am, not even my wife.

I make it my business to GET ALL MY FACTS CORRECT.
THERE IS NOTHING I EVER WROTE THAT I CAN NOT PROVE!

PAYBACK TIME TO ALL THE MAMZEIRIM FOR HURTING YIDDISHE NESHAMOS FOR NO REASON!

Jake, one more attack on you before I go.It is really easy to tell you grew up with the shvartzes.

Godd Shabbos, Jake Sharpton.

Friday, August 19, 2005 3:02:00 PM  
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Friday, August 19, 2005 3:09:00 PM  
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Friday, August 19, 2005 3:29:00 PM  
Blogger DK said...

Valedictorian at 19 from NYU is very impressive!

What did you major in?

Friday, August 19, 2005 4:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOWZA! Bro! I am duly impressed!

A precocious academic resume and mucho gelt lead you to shout,
"IT IS!-- BECAUSE "I" PROCLAIM IT TO BE SO"!

You are Hubris personified, my friend.

Your diatribes are and will continue to be hollow verbal venom if you do not provide this audience with the "FACTS" (that can be corroborated) you so coyly and continuously claim to have. A time which I seriously doubt will ever come.

If memory serves, Bilaam was also a "wunderkind" and teenage University Valedictorian. A lot of good that did us.

Shabbat Shalom.

Friday, August 19, 2005 4:55:00 PM  
Blogger Paul Mendlowitz said...

David,
Send me your e-mail address.

These guys are just trying to figure out who I am.

To them I say eat drek,get off my blog if you don't like it.

I say to you like I say to all the phony, ass kissing bastards,the truth always hurts.

Thank G-D for the internet medium, now we can expose you without your permission.

Friday, August 19, 2005 5:49:00 PM  
Blogger Paul Mendlowitz said...

Shlomo,
I knew you would be happy for me.
A Guten Shabbos!
P.S.-Don't choke on the fish tonight!

Friday, August 19, 2005 6:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell me, UO, in your quest to unmask the fakes, phonies, and frauds in our midst, did you also apply your Socratic method to your NYU profs?

Saturday, August 20, 2005 9:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'll have to excuse our Jake.

Within his orbit, it's okay, as long as you don't get CAUGHT.

We wouldn't want to embarrass the community and actually admit to a problem. Something might actually be corrected!

Sunday, August 21, 2005 8:39:00 AM  
Blogger Paul Mendlowitz said...

Jake,
What can you know about the Jewish animals in Brooklyn and elsewhere?

I'm sure you know more than us about welfare, govt. housing and food stamps.

Specialize in the Shvartze doings, leave the Jewish stuff to the experts!

Sunday, August 21, 2005 11:50:00 AM  
Blogger Paul Mendlowitz said...

Hey Bro jake

Iys really sorry man to hurt dose feelins,I neva do dat sheet, man.
hey bro, we need to hang togetha.

Monday, August 22, 2005 6:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't waste your time, Jake. These guys are a bunch of losers. This blog will die of ennui.

Monday, August 22, 2005 9:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jake , youre just another one in a long line of intelligent people who have tried making rational points with unortho.

Although you seem to be one of the more lucid and well spoken ones, let me tell you- nothing you say will make a difference.

He is a hypocrite of the first order as evidenced by accusing charedim of being narrow minded and then belittling people who mingle with minorities. (as you pointed out). I can guarantee he will either reply with a personal attack on your intelligence or completely avoid the point altogether as he is so fond of doing. You can bet debating was never one of his strong points in college.

I echo, don't waste your time!

Tuesday, September 20, 2005 6:11:00 PM  

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